No Israel, no Denmark, no Switzerland, and no Andorra. Some really strange choices… well, very Eurovision choices.
The taster of the songs already in the final has blown me away. It’s going to be a long Saturday evening 🙂
No Israel, no Denmark, no Switzerland, and no Andorra. Some really strange choices… well, very Eurovision choices.
The taster of the songs already in the final has blown me away. It’s going to be a long Saturday evening 🙂
Turkey bloke apparently has had 24 number 1s in Turkey. Sorry.
There are some people dressed up in all over red cockerel costumes now, with a song called “Get a Life”.
Turkey – oh dear. Nil points?
Norway – 3 dresses in 3 minutes. Song was very Ricky Martin. 19 songs down. Some to go. We’re flagging.
Just got the obligatory gong though. Thanks Malta. And more fans, but smaller than the other lots’. They’ll be gutted.
Jack Osbourne singing for Serbia. You just don’t get quality telly like this the rest of the year.
Poland have a cage! With women in it! Scantily clad! And a bloke in a kiss me quick hat and checked trousers. Rapping.
They just Buck Fizzed his dress! A bloke in tights dancing in high heels. Thank God we stayed in tonight.
Denmark – Queen of the Desert meets Erasure.
With pink feathers.
Amazing.
The lady presenter is a very short Katie Price (Jordan) with her implants removed and her face squeezed down into the bottom 1/3rd of her face (sorry madam).
The male presenter is usual eurovision fare but likes shouting and jumping in the air.
Nederlands winning on female flesh acreage so far. All to play for though.
“Vampires are alive” and poncing about on a stage with dubious hairstyles in helsinki apparently 🙂
Israel are def winning with “push the button” a medley of styles in german, french and english.
Gosh this is great.